its shruggies bitch
Month
when the only reason a character(s) is idolized is because the fandom has completely butchered their personality
it’s funny because that’s precisely what happened to dave
i fully intend to grow up to be a wrinkly old lady who giggles when i turn 69.
mY DIRKJAKE/DIRKJOHN POST IS STILL GETTING NOTES
THIS WAS SEVEN MONTHS AGO PEOPLE HOW ARE YOU FINDING IT
So today I stumbled across something. And Dirk might be talking to some Horrorterrors soon.
not only did they use my art, but i really like this theory!!
[8:55:44 PM] Smapbacks: im sorry but where in this is the butt
[8:55:49 PM] Beth: FOR GOODNESS SAKE THIS IPAD IS SHITTING ME I JUST WANT BUTT PICTURE
[8:55:55 PM] Smapbacks: i am asshamed of you
[8:56:45 PM] Smapbacks: the ipad taint having it
[8:57:35 PM] Beth: Stop that
[8:57:44 PM] Smapbacks: stop what
[8:58:36 PM] Beth: Are you ASSuming I am fucking stupid?
[9:00:33 PM] Smapbacks: im not arseuming anything, im just trying to be fanny
[9:04:08 PM] Beth: No
[9:04:14 PM] Smapbacks: eUe
rocks0cks replied to your post: my activity line now looks like a wormy
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my activity line now looks like a wormy
rocks0cks replied to your post: did u kno i bought myself chocolate as a reward…
U should just clean your room
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom~
did u kno
i bought myself chocolate as a reward for when/if i cleaned my room
and i ate the chocolate
you may have drawn a falsely correlated conclusion from that statement
ill just say that youre wrong
i started filming myself in boredom
then my camera died
suffering
izumikage said: Story of my life
you know my pain
internet down
things i could do;
things i will do;
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when a fandom thinks they “rule” tumblr
excuse you
i think theres a little part in everyone that wishes really really hard
that they were a famous youtuber
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes" or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes" or “no"
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes" or “no"
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"?
hopy ship the rain actually stopped
am i god
hopes really hard that miraculously this heavy rain goes away before i have to go to work
John is surprisingly verbose in this update.
So while re-reading homestuck I noticed something about doomed john.
His corpse was apparently burned.
But his denizen uses wind powers.
So I was thinking, when does air burn you? And it hit me.
Steam. Doomed John was boiled to death.
And remember, his denizen gave him the choice between being allowed to leave fine and living out his days in a doomed timeline, or sacrificing himself so that dave becomes davesprite which allows the alpha universe to exist. John Egbert cares enough about his friends that he gave his consent to being BOILED ALIVE to let them win the game.cAN YOU NOT
I STARTED CYRGING
wHEN PEOPLE FEMINIZE MALE CHARACTERS AND COMPLETELY DEGRADE THEM TO A FUCK TOY IN A SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT
You’ve heard the original
You’ve heard the Ke$hastuck version
You’ve heard the Glee version
Now prepare to have your pants blown off by the Prince of Heart version
External image… Remember when Keshastuck was a thing…
