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November 2013

stripersnorlax:

Reblog this to get a pokemon in your ask depending on the theme of your blog!

Go!

Ill do all!

Nov 30, 2013 635 notes
In Which Saint Joy Writes for a Fellow Johnkateer

maihyuga:

(*Gifts*)

(Again I just wow hrck fanart you are amazing and your soul is blessed forever)

(You deserve this fic)

(So)

(/Hard/)

[Under a read more because its long, BUT IF YOU ARE A JOHNKAT THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL FANFICTION HOMG]

Read More

Nov 30, 2013 18 notes
#omg
  • Lady Gagaladriel: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004AB00QE/?tag=071-20
  • Lady Gagaladriel: im fuckign getting this btw
  • Kabanoski Wędzone: do u even have incense tho
  • Lady Gagaladriel: no
  • Lady Gagaladriel: i dont even use it
  • Lady Gagaladriel: but i will buy some
  • Lady Gagaladriel: and use it for this specifically
  • Lady Gagaladriel: SMOKE COMES OUT OF ITS NOSE JULIA
  • Kabanoski Wędzone: suuuure
  • Kabanoski Wędzone: btw i rec-FOR REAL
  • Lady Gagaladriel: YES
  • Kabanoski Wędzone: HOLY SHIT
  • Lady Gagaladriel: YOU SEE NOW????
Nov 30, 2013

Keep reading

Nov 30, 2013

i cant find this thing of mine that ive had for literally years and years since i was a kid and i thought i always knew where it was and i did until we moved again and its kind of surprising how much not knowing where it is is stressing me out like fuck

Nov 30, 2013 1 note
#im usually not attached to -things- i move all over i dont get a chance to collect and grow attached to -things- #but this was really important its so dumb fuck

i dont understand how people end up drawing phantom arms and hands like

man i have enough trouble doing two per person

how the fuck would i draw an extra one by accident????

Nov 30, 2013 2 notes
“

During World War One, 10% of all casualties were civilians.

During World War Two, the number of civilian deaths rose to 50%.

During the Vietnam War, 70% of all casualties were civilians.

In the war in Iraq, civilians account for up to 90% of all deaths.

”
—

The War You Don’t See by John Pilger.  (via pourlapaix)

I love John pilger this is the best doco ever I did an assignment on it/wikileaks last year

(via lostsoulseternal)

Nov 30, 2013 168,960 notes

kawaiians:

so u buy this t-shirt with a record on it and u get sucked into a game called sburb and for some reason this record symbol is fucking everywhere and its suddenly ur thing and its on all ur clothes and its a pivotal part of winning because theres a massive version of it on your planet thing and ur just like “jesus dick i got that shirt cause it was on the clearance rack at walmart”

Nov 30, 2013 33,311 notes
  • Straight: My cake is chocolate.
  • Gay: My cake is vanilla.
  • Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
  • Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
  • Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
  • Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
  • Asexual : I don't enjoy cake
Nov 30, 2013 98,426 notes
#it is literally this simple

playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

Nov 30, 2013 141,197 notes
  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Nov 30, 2013 815,257 notes
#me
Nov 30, 2013
Nov 30, 2013 43,395 notes
#cool art #also though those are milk snakes theyre non-venemous and mostly harmless
Nov 30, 2013 18,107 notes
Nov 30, 2013 283,862 notes
#nice assumptions there
are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

Nov 30, 2013 377,398 notes
Here's the thing that pisses me off about the whole 'friendzone' mentality,

teafortrouble:

acascuse-you:

teafortrouble:

acascuse-you:

teafortrouble:

even above and beyond the totally fallacious idea that a girl owes you her romantic interest in exchange for being treated with basic decency.

It’s got this absolutely toxic undertone to it in the idea that of course you’re after her romantically, you were nice to her. It suggests that it would be utterly unthinkable for you to treat a girl as a friend or an equal if you weren’t actively trying to get into her pants.

What the fuck?

HELLO

JUST A SMALL NOTE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT GUYS AND FRIENDZONE GIRLS TOO AND THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENS OK I KNOW WOW SHOCKING HOW DARE BOYS NOT WANT TO SHOVE HIS DICK IN OUR GLOWING SELF-RIGHTEOUS FEMINIST VAGINAS

GOOD DAY TO YOU

There’s a small but vitally important semantic distinction here; guys do not ‘friendzone’ girls. That is not a thing, because that is not a word that girls en masse use to describe the act of a man wanting to be friends with her. ‘The friendzone’ does not refer to one individual choosing only to view one other individual as a friend rather than as a romantic prospect. It is a mistaken belief that on a cultural level, women - in general, as a UNIT - pathologically deny men their ‘right’ to romantic relations with them.

If a man chooses to treat a woman as a friend, he is not ‘friendzoning’ her. He is being a friend.

I am a girl. I have been friendzoned. Out-right, in my face, friendzoned. This. is. not. gender. exclusive. 

I think you may’ve misunderstood my drive here - in which case, I explained it poorly, apologies.

No, of course it happens. Of course there are occasions where a woman’s romantic intent is misinterpreted as friendly and treated determinedly as such. 

The whole umbrella notion of the ‘friendzone’, though, is inherently, exclusively referent to when a woman does this ‘to’ a man. There is no larger quasicultural belief at work here suggesting that men-as-a-whole do this to women-as-a-whole, whereas those who bandy about the term  ’friendzone’ do seem to believe the reverse.

‘The friendzone’ isn’t about isolated incidents. It’s about the perceived 'rule’.

Nov 30, 2013 103 notes
#It's not. The act. It is. The notion. #Putting. Full stops. In between. Words. #Does not. Make it right.
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Brain teasers for egalitarians/equalists.

alexandraerin:

Say I’m 32 years old and you’re 22 years old.

In how many years will we be the same age?

…

Silly question, right? If you define aging as a process that stops at death, the only way we’ll ever be the same age is if I die first. If you don’t, then we’ll never be the same age. Every time you age a year, I also age a year. Since our ages increase at the same rate, you will never catch up to my head start. We have achieved a total equality of aging, but that does not change the permanent inequality of our age.

Okay, say I have a million dollars and you’re completely broke. If we both get a dollar a day, how long will it take you to catch up with me?

Now, this one’s even sillier, because if you have no other resources, your dollar a day is going to be eaten up by basic living expenses that it doesn’t quite meet, and I have an excess of money that can be spent on money-making opportunities that pay off far better than an additional $365 a year. I could literally burn the dollar I’m getting as part of our Totally Equal Income and still make more money in a year than you do just by sticking my money in the bank. 

But still: both of us getting a dollar a day is totally equal, right? It means we’re being treated exactly the same.

And now, final problem:

If we have a world that contains structural inequalities, systemic imbalances, disproportionate danger faced by some, and unequal access to resources and opportunities, is “treating everyone the same” really going to result in equality?

Show your work.

Nov 30, 2013 102,988 notes
Headcanon #1

hammertimeheadcanons:

John is actually French Canadian and moved to Washington when his dad’s company expanded to America, and Dave loves hearing John talk in French, but John will only talk in French when Dave agrees not to hide his super southern twang. Dave doesn’t know it, but John is saying dirty things to him when he speaks French.

Nov 30, 2013 365 notes
#niiiccee #likes a lot of 'john speaking other languages' things

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

mochi-finn:

heres an idea

two days before xmas, change your icon to 

the day before 

the day of 

the day after 

doing it

Nov 30, 2013 14,267 notes
#if i remember ill do it
Nov 30, 2013 7,178 notes
#i love grmdarkjohn so much

erichmcbrian:

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

sometimes there is no nice way to do things that need to get done, and thats okay.

Nov 30, 2013 1,026,933 notes
Here's the thing that pisses me off about the whole 'friendzone' mentality,

teafortrouble:

even above and beyond the totally fallacious idea that a girl owes you her romantic interest in exchange for being treated with basic decency.

It’s got this absolutely toxic undertone to it in the idea that of course you’re after her romantically, you were nice to her. It suggests that it would be utterly unthinkable for you to treat a girl as a friend or an equal if you weren’t actively trying to get into her pants.

What the fuck?

Nov 30, 2013 103 notes
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#day after rebloob
Nov 30, 2013 24,053 notes
#wow #thats #perfect
Nov 30, 2013 22,138 notes
#why
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#i dont really rp anymore but this is great omg
Nov 30, 2013 19,722 notes
UPDATED

kiango:

marrymegordonramsay:

The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.

What did they have in common?

Exactly.

WELP

Nov 30, 2013 243,052 notes
#uncomfortable realizationsss #though idk about culture influences and stories
Nov 30, 2013 83,095 notes
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#i dont know man #they know more than i do and i lived in europe for six years
Nov 30, 2013 157,169 notes
#BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURABLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH
Nov 30, 2013 185,149 notes

my head hurts but the medicine’s downstairs and that’s where the monsters are

Nov 29, 2013
#im still not completely used to this house so #murderers everywhere

 dasteetch said: I still don’t quite get what the purpose of a friends page is :I

basically to appreciate them but also prove i have friends xP

Nov 29, 2013
#dasteetch #u want on or not

if someone opens my door rn they will find me in skimpy clothes and a large box of cadburys dairy milk favourites on my bed w wrappers everywhere and i can see that that can paint an unflattering picture of me but

i dont care i love it

i dont care i love it i love it

Nov 29, 2013
Listen

killmygalaxy:

theheartmaid:

lovejoker:

kitsunedolly:

Jake / Dirk / Photographer

HAHA ACCURATE THOUGH

AS SOON AS IT STARTED I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT

ITS THREE IN THE MORNG OMG I CANT

Nov 29, 2013 13,617 notes

the deed is done

Nov 29, 2013
#if u only liked but you wanted in well you are losers #make it clear w pixels next time B)
Nov 29, 2013 21,000 notes
#omg #john w an aussie or english or whatever accent

tacentdisease:

mineapple:

aighty im making a friends page for reasons

tell me if you’re my friend and want in on that shit

also link some cute pixel thing cuz hell yeah pixels

Hello may I join.

N(yes)O

Nov 29, 2013 6 notes
#tacentdisease #duh

dasteetch said: What the fuck is a friends page

Friends’ Page;

friend

frɛnd/

noun

1.

a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.

page1

peɪdʒ/

noun

noun: page; plural noun: pages

  1. 1.

    one or both sides of a sheet of paper in a book, magazine, newspaper, or other collection of bound sheets.

    “a book of not less than 40 pages”

    synonyms:folio, sheet, side, leaf; More

    • the material written or printed on a page.

      “she silently read several pages”

    • a page of a newspaper or magazine set aside for a particular topic.

      “the Letters Page”

    • COMPUTING; a section of stored data, especially that which can be displayed on a screen at one time.

Friends’ Page; Page of Friends

Nov 29, 2013 1 note
#take that #dasteetch

aighty im making a friends page for reasons

tell me if you’re my friend and want in on that shit

also link some cute pixel thing cuz hell yeah pixels

Nov 29, 2013 6 notes
Nov 29, 2013 460,637 notes

shannas-styles:

don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty,  fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.

Nov 29, 2013 259,738 notes
#except im not good at makeup or any of that #whoops

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

Nov 29, 2013 721,521 notes
#oh my god

hertzwhale:

okay if youre a trans person and you attack other trans people and call them cis and fakers and ignorant “”“”“”trans trenders’”“”“”” then i just want you to know that a) youre shitting on other trans people rather than standing in solidarity against oppression together b) how would you feel if someone tried to invalidate YOUR trans status and tell YOU that YOUR gender identity is a lie and YOU don’t know YOUR gender?? c) youre a fucking sack of shit and youre dragging the trans community ass backwards 

like jesus, why would you accuse another trans person of faking, why would you attack your own community 

theres real shit out there we should be fighting and youd rather shit on YOUR OWN COMMUNITY??? 

youre an embarrassment and you should feel bad 

Nov 29, 2013 117 notes
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