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brittardis:

etherealzephyr:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

BUT THIS WAS NOT IT

Jan 31, 2013 83,057 notes
#tumblr #update
Jan 31, 2013 58,603 notes
#stuff i want to do but will never #milk tea
Today at school:
  • Girl from my class: But suicide is kind of selfish. Do people who kill themselves even think about how much they hurt their friends and families?
  • Me: People who kill themselves have a fucking illness called depression. They feel mentally alone even though they may have friends or other people who care about them. They can sit in a room full of people and feel so lonely inside. Yes, they do think of the people around them. But they feel like those people don't need them or don't really care. Could you take it to feel lonely all the time? Could you take it to feel like everyone's better off without you? Could you take it to hate yourself for not being good enough for anyone? No, you couldn't and other people can't either. So don't you dare to say that suicide is selfish because it's fucking not.
  • Teacher: *claps*
Jan 31, 2013 113,399 notes
#suicide
  • People: Doctor who SUCKS
  • Whovians: YO MAMA SO FAT TARDIS TRIED TO LAND ON HER COS SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A PLANET
  • People: Sherlock SUCKS
  • Sherlockians: SHUTUP YOU'LL LOWER THE IQ OF THE WHOLE BLOCK
  • People: Supernatural SUCKS
  • Supernaturalists: *stabs with demonblade*
  • People: Hetalia SUCKS
  • Homestucks: FUCK OFF.
  • People: Homestuck SUCKS
  • Hetalians: *shove inside HetaOni mansion*
  • People: Rise of the Guardians SUCK
  • Guardians: May you fall in through a frozen lake.
Jan 31, 2013 40,304 notes
#the great moiralliegence #hetalia #homestuck #fandoms
Jan 31, 2013 9,987 notes
#the great moiralliegence #homestuck #hetalia
Jan 31, 2013 24 notes
#dave #strider #groovy
Jan 31, 2013 8,772 notes
#rise of the guardians #Jack Frost #hiccup #how to train your dragon #crossover
Jan 31, 2013 5 notes
#john #LOWAS #homestuck #land of wind and shade #egbert
Jan 30, 2013 11,344 notes
#animal #abuse #horses #whipping

3ridan:

chandeluresarekickass:

3ridan:

owlapin:

tard11s:

owlapin:

tard11s:

jack frost fandom

homestuck fandom

onceler fandom

sherlock fandom

vocaloid fandom

doctor who fandom

do u wanna fuckin go

bring it

no fandom fights in the lobby 

Jan 30, 2013 38,907 notes
#woah #fandom #fights #shit got serious
Jan 30, 2013 41 notes
#homestuck #karezi #karkat #terezi #sorta nsfw i guess
  • Voldemort: only I can live forever.
  • The Doctor:
  • The Titans:
  • Jack Frost:
  • Elves:
  • Calypso:
  • Vampires:
  • The gods:
  • The Huntresses:
  • The Avatar:
  • Buttercup:
  • Voldemort: right, sorry.
Jan 29, 2013 7,724 notes
#funnies #voldemort #immortality
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striderssis:

harleys:

vann-haal:

aronix:

NO I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT

perfection

perfect in so many levels

Jan 29, 2013 26,307 notes
#homestuck #update #this friday night #aural sex
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cincosechzehn:

clusterfawk:

captain-gumdrops:

neverstayhappy101:

someone finally has the perfect gif that fits the beat

this is so perfect im cry omg thank you

i sat here through the entire thing omg 

If this isn’t your face when listening to this song

you’re lying

Jan 29, 2013 175,601 notes
#roflmao #aural sex #that gif
Jan 29, 2013 66,255 notes
#hate crime #signal boost #homophobia
“The average prison sentence for men who kill their intimate partners is 2 to 6 years. Women who kill their partners are sentenced, on average, to 15 years.”—

The Michigan Women’s Justice & Clemency Project

We’ve seen this particular claim made a number of times now.  It’s the worst kind of claim because it’s technically true, yet utterly misleading.  In short, it’s bad statistics (much like what happens with the wage gap) where it’s presumed that the actions being taken by each party are equal and that there aren’t gender differentials.

As far as we can tell, the difference is that while both men and women do kill their partners, when they do it’s for notably different reasons and in notably different ways.  When men kill their wives it’s normally what’s termed a “crime of passion” motivated by anger or rage.  This normally leads to a charge of second-degree murder, because the crime lacks the premeditation element that characterizes first-degree murder.  Women who kill their husbands, on the other hand, are more likely to exercise premeditation, which leads to the much more severe charge of first-degree murder.  Even in cases where the charges don’t differ the circumstances often still do in a similar way, just to a lesser degree.

Basically, we as a society acknowledge that there’s a difference between someone who comes home, finds their partner in bed with someone else and clocks them with a lamp and someone who decides to kill their partner, goes out, buys a gun, walks up to them while they’re sleeping and empties a magazine into their head.  Men’s actions are more likely to look like the former, women’s the latter, and we as a society consider the latter to be far more severe.

Ironically, the two cases cited are utterly perfect examples.  Kenneth Peacock was sentenced to 18 months in jail after he came home unexpectedly, found his wife in bed with another man and shot her.  Patricia Ann Hawkins, on the other hand, was sentenced to 36 24 (see below) months in jail, for….soaking her sleeping husband with lighter fluid and then setting him on fire.  Anyone with a brain can see a considerable difference.  

It’s actually worse than that, though.  Peacock was actually sentenced to 36 months himself, 18 of which were suspended.  Of course, the page neglects to mention that part.  Secondly, Hawkins was not sentenced to 36 months, but rather to 24 months, only six months longer than Peacock.  It appears that “The Michigan Women’s Justice & Clemency Project” is not competent enough to do a basic Google search, with which they would have realized that the 36 month figure originated as an editorial error in the Baltimore Sun.  They posted a retraction the next day.

Hawkins was originally charged with (surprise, surprise) first-degree murder (to which she responded with the a plea of “not guilty by reason of insanity”), but the case was resolved with a plea bargain in which she plead guilty to both manslaughter and arson.  In review: Hawkins was charged with a more severe crime as a result of premeditation, and committed two crimes (murder/manslaughter and arson) instead of one.

When we divide things back down into the categories of murder (first-degree, second-degree, sometimes third degree, and manslaughter even though it’s not technically murder), that “gap” disappears.

(via permutationofninjas)

Jan 29, 2013 582 notes
#sexism #courtroom #murder
Jan 29, 2013 324,141 notes
#rape culture #sexism
Jan 29, 2013 876 notes
#feminism #misandry

Geez if people keep asking who my favourite troll is i guess i just have to tell you

its glamzee the fabulous clown motherfucker

Jan 28, 2013 5 notes
#homestuck #gamzee #i think you mean glamzee

curlyhairedslutassbitch:

theartofcheeks:

curlyhairedslutassbitch:

Why do white people put bread in the fridge?

It lasts longer.
My grandma and older people in my family do it too

people put bread in the fridge?!

Jan 28, 2013 962 notes
#whaaaat #bread

she-wants-the-doitsu:

hetaliantomato:

exploding-fefeta:

Dear Hetalia Fandom,

If we played Sburb we’d prototype you guys in our sprites so you’d survive.

If you played Sburb with us we’d smooch all your corpses.

~Homestuck Fandom

I have no idea what that means but thank you

Wow homestuck fandom is so kind i think

Jan 28, 2013 5,446 notes
#homestuck #hetalia #moiralleigance
Jan 28, 2013 14,636 notes
#feminism #preconceptions
Play
Jan 28, 2013 6,937 notes
#racism #sexism #canada #aboriginals
I don't need feminism: Man confronted about his daughter on the bus "men can't parent"i-dont-need-feminism.tumblr.com

unregistard:

heroinfriday:

Liv just shot me a text from the bus on her way to work. She saw a man on the bus with his baby daughter get interrogated by a woman who suspected him of being a pedophile. Ill post the texts Liv sent me

Basically he got on the bus downtown and first of all no one got up to fix the bus seat then the bitch across the aisle moved over at first I thought they were a couple until he started laughing.

I turned my music down to listen and she was asking him to see some sort of proof that it was his kid and he started freaking out asking who the fuck she was to ask that and he showed her a picture on his phone that I assume was a picture of him with the baby or something.

Then she started being like, “well where is her mother?” “It’s weird to see a dad with a little girl like this.” She’s only a year and a half old at best, “where’s her mom?” And the guy got up, took the breaks off the stroller and pulled the cord and was like, “for your information her mom’s a crack whore living on the street. I’m all she has. I’m sorry you think it’s weird to see a man with a baby, but not all women were meant to be moms, I don’t have to put up with your shit this is fucking ridiculous. This girl is my life and world go fuck yourself!” Then he got off the bus.

Then she sat there shaking her head and being like ”men can’t parent, why’d he freak out WTF I bet that kid isn’t even his”

I wish sexist, stupid bitches like this were less common than they are.

-Morgan with Livs texts

Complete insanity

This is exactly why so many grown men are paranoid about being around children; false allegations and the presumption of male guilt. One crazy misandrist gets her panties in a bunch and there is a police car waiting for you.

Imagine that the guy is an honest and decent guy just helping out a single mother by looking after her kid. Wait, right there did you think to yourself, “well he could do something wrong. He could be a pedo.” That. That right there the presumption that’s what it’s all about. He could, so we should assume the worst, and act as if he is.

Imagine for a second that the guy is absolutely a saint and has never done anything wrong. The child is not his, he’s just a trusted friend. Now how the hell is he supposed to explain things to a misandrist like that lady on the bus? He can’t. He is presumed guilty and he will be talking to police very shortly and he will very likely end up handcuffed in the back of a police car, scared to death that things will get straighted out.

Millions of men live in fear of being around children even there own because of shit like this. How can men be equal partners in raising children when they can’t be around children without some misandrist freaking out?

I personally know men who have had to push younger relatives out of their lives because it just to risky to be around children without constantly having to have a witness. It only takes one person to make a comment and suddenly the guy has to prove in a court of law, that beyond the shadow of a doubt that absolutely nothing happened and its all because of this automatic assumption of a man’s guilt.

There are a hell of a lot better ways to protect children from predators than automatically assuming that every man is a pedo. Prejudice is never justifiable.

Jan 28, 2013 661 notes
#sexism #misandry #parenting
how 2 make a+ homestuck horns

teyuss:

get 2 balls of cheap string. get newspaper. get a hairband. get toilet paper. get pva. get some water. get paint.

ball up the newspaper and tie it to da hedband

wrap string around them at different tightness

u now have horns

paper mache dem using pva, water and toilet paper

paint dem

and u will get dis result

easy goodlookin light comfy and cheap as shit

u r welcome

Jan 28, 2013 42,827 notes
#stuff i want to do but will never
Play
Jan 28, 2013 354 notes
#brojohn #video #dave #john #bro

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

i was the roxy huehuheuheu

HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO FAST

thE MSPARP TAG It works wonders

THEN IF I HADNT POSTED THAT RAP SO FAST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND ME ASKKJNFS

~destiny~

EXACTLY!!! its desitny ok it is destiny

*dies*

*falls asleep*

*…actually dies*

Jan 28, 2013 7 notes

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

i was the roxy huehuheuheu

HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO FAST

thE MSPARP TAG It works wonders

THEN IF I HADNT POSTED THAT RAP SO FAST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND ME ASKKJNFS

~destiny~

Jan 28, 2013 7 notes

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

i was the roxy huehuheuheu

HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO FAST

Jan 28, 2013 7 notes

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

Jan 28, 2013 7 notes

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

fangirl-4eva:

Hey, remember how Australia was on fire a few weeks ago? 

Well it’s flooded now. 

Guys, we are the apocalypse.

Theres actually still fires in some places. Also cyclones.

FIRE, WATER, AIR

Jan 27, 2013 463 notes
#australia #then one day the earthbenders attacked
Jan 27, 2013 12,852 notes
#dave #john #cosplay #IT'S PERFECTO

themuffinman1227:

shhhhhhhhh

we gotta be sneaky cause I got a secret

a birthday secret

I’m sure you’re all fiailliar with my handy dandy codpiece

but wait who’s this golden beauty

you are not my codpiece

IT’S STEFAN’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT

CODPIECE PARTY

*touch

OH HELL YES

OH HELL NO

OK THAT’S ALL FOR NOW

NO MORE

THANK YOU

THE SHOW IS OVER EVERYONE LEAVE

Jan 27, 2013 25 notes
#pfffffftttttttt #what

Okay I would just like to send out a warning if you haven’t been notified already

the tumblr staff tag is not a place you want to be if you are triggered by the following things;

gore

snuff pics

porn

beastiality

the sight of painful extreme birth/face defects

one example of serious self harm, i think

flowers from people who like the update

i have gone through it all and got out the other side and i have to say its pretty bad. i know i dont sound that affected but this is seriously some stuff that would sicken any normal person. some people literally just looked up whatever twisted things they could find and pasted it on the tag as some fucked up way to get back at the tumblr staff. please do not go there if youre not ready for what you find.

…anyway. if youre wondering what else in there, its nothing you dont expect. people getting angry at tumblr because of the update.

Jan 27, 2013 6 notes
#tumblr staff #warning #trigger warning
  • Bro: sO HOT AND cOLLL HES THIrTY YREA OLD wITH PUPPETS ANd PORn aND I LOVE HMI SOMAUHCH
  • give him a face
  • Dirk: hot
  • Dave: hot
  • take away his face
  • Alpha Dave: woAH SO SXEY CANT TAEK ITTTT!!111!
Jan 27, 2013 1 note
#bro #alpha dave #dave #dirk #homestuck

‘smart’ clothing

you mean what i normally wear plus makeup?

Jan 27, 2013
#me #family bonding #great

ipoog:

all the homo

text from this one post oh yeah

i wonder how far hed go with that

Jan 27, 2013 7,664 notes
#homestuck #johndave #no homo

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

karkat-van-buren:

a-kid-from-your-school:

Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.

how have i not degenerated into insanity by now? i barely receive physical contact.

Jan 27, 2013 259,770 notes

kingoftheforest:

mineapple:

MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM HAVING THE MOST HEART WRENCHING DIRK + JAKE RP

I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH DIRKJAKE OKAY DONT JUDGE MEEE

I…I CANT STOP..

WH-WHY DO YOU ASSUME ITS YOU IM TALKING ABOUT? B-BAKA! IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!

Jan 27, 2013 2 notes

thefandommenace:

How we imagine most English people speak.

How most English people actually speak.

my two english crushes <3

Jan 27, 2013 135,812 notes
#danisnotonfire #charlieissocoollike
Jan 27, 2013 59,112 notes
#ariel #my little mermaid #ooh animation
  • I just got out of having to drive myself to work by threatening to speed.
  • *looks out window*
  • Me: That's a nice rainstorm going on out there.
  • Me: It would be a shame if
  • Me: someone
  • Me: broke all the speed limits
  • Me: in it.
  • Dad: ...I'm driving and you can't say otherwise.
Jan 26, 2013 1 note
Jan 26, 2013 18,973 notes
#omfg
Jan 26, 2013 150,818 notes
#wtf #they...they're naked #avengers #assemble
Jan 26, 2013 1,128,279 notes
#welp #pizza #thats all i can say

oh yes i went there

i went there and beyond

i am lost

help me

Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 38 notes
#i am never closing this tab #he is the ex-boyfriend #dirkjake #homestuck
Jan 25, 2013 106,683 notes
#asdfghk #I DIDN'T REALIZE #funnies

oh shit you guys someone mash up the my little pony song and the go go power rangers song for me i need this in my life can it be done

i cant mix music to save my life

Jan 25, 2013
#help #music #mix #my little pony #power rangers
Bad Little BoyMarshall Lee

notcrazyshits:

Bad Little Boy Song 「x」

Marshall: Follow my lead

Fionna: Hey!

Marshall: Good little girl, always picking a fight with me. You know that I’m bad, but you’re spending the night with me. Why do you run from my world? You’re a good little girl.

Fionna: Bad little boy, that’s what you’re acting like. I really don’t buy that you’re that kind of guy. And if you are… why do you want to hang out with me?

Marshall Lee: -hisses and chuckles-

Marshall Lee: -speaks- Don’t you know I’m a villain? Every night I’m out killin’, sendin’ everyone runnin’ like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got demon eyes and they’re lookin’ right through your anatomy, into your deepest fears. Baby, I’m not from here. I’m from the Nightosphere. To me you’re clear, transparent. You’ve got a thing for me girl. It’s apparent.

Jan 25, 2013 19,949 notes
#woah #adventure time #more like sexy time amiright
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