its shruggies bitch: Archive

women have at least a 25% chance of being raped by men
but people are offended when we distrust men and try to protect ourselves
are you serious?
I have much lower odds of swimming in a pool during a storm and being struck by lightning but I still don’t do that
I have much lower odds of dying in a car crash but I still put on my seatbelt

Dec 31, 2012 7,762 notes

#rape culture

Dec 31, 2012 1,214 notes

#wtf #separation of church and state #SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE #assholes #this is terrible

Dec 31, 2012 37,949 notes

#hulk #bruce banner #hell yes #awesome

Dec 29, 2012 74,527 notes

#hahaha #tsundere #funnies #what anime is this

Dec 29, 2012 734,135 notes

#wtf #man murders himself #read all of it

Dec 29, 2012 50,754 notes

#colour reference

Dec 29, 2012 7,378 notes

#omfg #hahaha #homestuck

Dec 28, 2012 941 notes

#lol #funnies #aasedjkm #fail

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me
is this where I start the conversation?

HA! I see you follow me!

I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
fuck
a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission
Nope.

me

Dec 28, 2012 256,897 notes

#me #why can't i talk to people

maid-en-china:

I was recently informed that my dad may not have much longer to live due to heart conditions, but of all the things to do before his death, seeing me is not one of them because his wife won’t allow it and he can’t be bothered to care….

Dec 27, 2012 11,882 notes

#sadness #why #tears #comic

Dec 27, 2012 314,006 notes

#art reference #me gusta #IT'S PERFECTO

Dec 26, 2012 16,230 notes

#abuse #relationships #i almost wrote pairings that's really bad

Dec 26, 2012 8,179 notes

#homestuck #it's beautiful #equius #dirk #strider

Dec 26, 2012 53,827 notes

#sCREAM #if only #homestuck #cuties #jane #dirk

Dec 26, 2012 2,409 notes

#IT'S PERFECTO #i love dirk so much #poor guy #homestuck

Dec 26, 2012 41,668 notes

#homestuck #i love this flash #its so cute #the art is cute #everyone is cutttee

Dec 24, 2012 68,673 notes

#oh my #i want this #can i has this #soooo cool

Listen

highly-functioning-sociopath:

Lady Gaga - Judas (Music Box)
this is so pretty

Dec 24, 2012 9,816 notes

#I love music box music #aural sex #muuuussiiiccc

Dec 24, 2012 17,786 notes

#hands #art reference #stuff i want to do but will never

Me at 14: Sleep is for the weak.
Me now: You want me to do WHAT at WHAT TIME? Man that is like before midday even are you cray cray??

Dec 23, 2012

#sleep #i used to stay up til 4 and get up at 7 #what happened to meeee

Dec 23, 2012

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

Dec 23, 2012 419,572 notes

#science #oh snap #sorry kid

Dec 22, 2012 117,704 notes

#colour reference

Dec 22, 2012 12,943 notes

#oooh #art reference #colouring #crystals

Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneouslyLara

ladytourettes:

thesouffleegirl:
napoleonbonerhard:
bobafettuccine:
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously
In which two negatives result in a positive.
holy—
<333333333333333333333333333333
BEST
SONG

Dec 22, 2012 278,474 notes

#aural sex #mathematical #friday #rebecca black #nyan cat

Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.
Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!
Feminists: Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.
Society: *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?
Feminists: No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!
Society: And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?
Feminists: Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.
Society: Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!
Society: Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.
Feminists: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?
Society: Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.

Dec 21, 2012 94,270 notes

#feminism

Dec 21, 2012 49,600 notes

#perfect enactment #basically #can't help it #end of the world

its the end of the world as we know it

its the end of the world as we know it

its the end of the world as we know it

and i feel fine

Dec 21, 2012 3 notes

#end of the world #21/12/12 #r.e.m #the mayan calender is a freaking circle

Dec 20, 2012 20,332 notes

#my feelings #they hurt #memories #pokemon

PONPONPONkanzentaicell

spazzykat:

broderickxjohn:
gunsandwwands:
velvet-lantern:
rockerfox999:
velvet-lantern:
PONPONPON(MANLYPON) || cover by Kanzentaicell
YES GOOD
Yup, headcanon Dirk singing voice
GT: Strider
GT: Sing for me like one of your anime boys?

Headcanon: Dirk has an amazingly gorgeous singing voice and is pro at singing J-Pop songs.
i seriously cant get enough of this song
wowowowowow

Dec 18, 2012 100,683 notes

#IT'S PERFECTO #homestuck #ponponwei #dirk strider #Headcanon accepted

Dec 18, 2012 18,761 notes

#why am i so attached to this character #i have been waiting for this #jack frost #rise of the guardians

Dec 18, 2012 684,055 notes

#funnies #scary snowman #karate girl

Listen

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:
i-love-you-most-ardently:
chloebeale:
sendricamp:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS

i got to beelzebub then just gave up and rocked out

Dec 17, 2012 276,647 notes

#funnies #bohemian rhapsody #double speed #holy shit

Dec 16, 2012 4 notes

#you guys are too funny #thedorsia #vilaven #julia #stoppit

grikurt:

fleurdecocaine:
apocketfullofsparechang:
laughcentre:
carry-on-my-jingle-butt:
dysphorism:
adamcheleski:
i love how the rest of the world doesn’t realise that australians have to eat vegemite because it gives us immunity to all spider and snake venoms
i know they are all so clueless
are you serious i can never fucking tell when you guys are serious
this is 1000% true
im still confused
this is a joke isn’t it
I don’t eat vegemite so I have to stay inside

my non-australian friends make fun of vegemite but then theyre all terrified to go to australia because of the wildlife and its just like what do you want from me

Dec 16, 2012 54,939 notes

#australia #shit that will kill you #vegemite #spiders #snakes

Dec 16, 2012 39,024 notes

#hero #conneticut massacre #teacher

Dec 16, 2012 70,604 notes

#omfg #funnies #anne hathaway #IT'S PERFECTO #catwoman

caledscratch:

happy domesticated mornings

Dec 16, 2012 1,965 notes

#homestuck #moirails #gamzee #karkat #funnies

Dec 16, 2012 210,051 notes

#spiders #hahahah #for all you arachnophobes #funnies

Dec 16, 2012 206,210 notes

#jack frost #why am i so attached to this character #rise of the guardians #funnies

i seriously just watched rise of the guardians a few days ago and then immediately started writing fanfiction and its at 40 pages and i keep appologizing to my friends its just i cant stop because i NEED more of this universe and

im sorry

Dec 16, 2012

#rise of the guardians #jack frost #why am i so attached to this character #help #fanfiction

Dec 15, 2012 976,893 notes

#asdsakhkjsf #tweet #mulan #funnies

Dec 15, 2012 40,388 notes

#harry potter #hogwarts #cgi #jack frost #tangled #brave #hiccup #merida #how to train your dragon #rise of the guardians #why am i so attached to this character

Dec 14, 2012 42,190 notes

#Feminism #fuck yeah #friendzone #a nice guy #comic

Dec 14, 2012 28,481 notes

#oops sorry #i sleep now

The Device Has Been ModifiedVictims of Science

nogstuck:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:
impthespectacyoular:
screampoweredkio:
i listened to this years ago and i’m always surprised how it pops up on my dash sometimes
Listen to this in my car all the time.
oh I needed this in my life
yes

Dec 14, 2012 16,507 notes

#aural sex #portal #GLaDOS #oh yes #good

Dec 14, 2012 153,189 notes

#gay #feminist #prejudice #i saw where cookies weren't and said no this will not do #badassery

Lady Gaga: Travels the world on tour promoting the message of self-acceptance and equality
Public: I'm so tired of her exploiting the gays. She just wants your money, she doesn't care about equality.
Lady Gaga: Delivers a speech at the National Equality March to rally for equality
Public: She's just exploiting the gay community. As long as she gets money she's okay with it.
Lady Gaga: Attends the 2010 VMAs with four gay and lesbian members of the Armed Forces who had been unable to serve openly under DADT, wearing a dress made of meat to symbolise the rights of those oppressed by DADT
Public: What the fuck? Who the fuck wears a meat dress? She's so fucking stupid if she has to wear the meat of dead animals just to get attention. I'm sick of this attention whore.
Lady Gaga: Starts a Youtube campaign urging people to contact their senators in an effort to overturn DADT
Public: What does she know about DADT? She's so shallow, feeding off equality issues just for attention.
Lady Gaga: Delivers a passionate speech at a Servicemembers Legal Defense Network's rally in Portland to rally for the overturning of DADT
Public: Is she still exploiting the gays?
Lady Gaga: Tweets 'I can't stop crying. We did it kids' after DADT is overturned
Public: What the fuck did she do to help overturn DADT? She did NOTHING for the cause and she's taking the credit from the people who actually actively rallied for the overturning of DADT. Who the fuck does she think she is taking credit for this?
Lady Gaga: A fan on the internet makes a fake GIF of Lady Gaga with a caption attacking Adele's weight, satirising the trend in which haters on the internet make fake images of Lady Gaga portraying her as a bad person, in the process highlighting the IGNORANCE of a good number of people in the internet.
Public: I can't believe she said this! Adele doesn't need to sexualise herself for popularity! Adele has so much more talent that Lady Caca can ever dream of having!
Lady Gaga: Sings an emotional piano driven ballad about self-acceptance in memory of a fan who had committed suicide due to bullying
Public: This woman is sick, glorifying the death of one of her fans. She makes me sick. Suicide and self-harm are things that SHOULDN'T be glorified and here she is parading around a stage singing about her dead fan.
Lady Gaga: Launches a charity focused on youth empowerment, anti-bullying and equality
Public: So? Every celebrity these days has a charity. She's just doing it for attention, she'll never actually do anything with it
Lady Gaga: Launches Body Revolution 2013 to help victims of eating disorders and other youths who have self image issues
Public: She talks about overcoming self-image issues then she goes and posts pictures of herself in a bathing suit? That's not what she said when she called Adele fat and made fun of her weight on 60 minutes . I hope this fat bitch fades as quickly as possible.
Lady Gaga: Pledges $1 million to help victims of Hurricane Sandy
Public: I can't believe she had to announce how much money she donated. It just goes to show how fake and shallow she is.
Lady Gaga: Points out the DOUBLE STANDARD between her and Adele in which her own weight gain causes media drama, yet the media completely avoids any negative perception of Adele's weight, admiring Adele's confidence in her own self image in the process.
Public: Her popularity is fading so quickly that she has to latch onto Adele's coattails for attention? At least Adele doesn't have to sexualise herself for attention. Adele doesn't need to dance around the stage in designer clothes while delivering amazing vocals and creating an artistic and religious experience to show she has talent. All she has to do is sit down and sing. Adele is so much more talented than this dumb blonde bimbo. Is she done copying Madonna yet?
Lady Gaga: Visits several hostels across the world (eg, children affected by HIV in India, young girls affected by sexual abuse in Peru) to empower youths who were affected by extraordinary circumstances
Public: I can't believe she's exploiting the problems of these people just to get attention for herself. She's a disgusting person. I'm sick of her.
Lady Gaga: Teams up with the United Nations to further spread the message of self acceptance and compassion
Public: Is there anything she won't do for attention? First she exploits the gays, then she makes fun of Adele and now this? I'm sick of her. I can't wait till her career finally ends.

Dec 14, 2012 22,422 notes

#lady gaga i love you #katy perry no me gusta