oh god those poor souls
Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.”
Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.
those that actually abandon their starter pokemon in favour of others during the game are the darkest of souls that skulk among us
If there was a zombie apocalypse or even just a serial killer out to get me I would save my dog no doubt
But I have a very real fear that she’ll be too stupid to come when I call her and I’ll have to watch her die
“sLAM POETRY” IS DEFINITELY A FASCINATING CONCEPT, sINCE THAT WAS NEVER VERY COMMON, iN MY TIME PERIOD,
I just realized that if people who are learning english use tumblr as an example we have effectively fucked up their learning.
i’m eating twisties Bag of Ghosts
it says its spooky flavour
what is spooky flavour
is is spooky because its secretly asbestos
Status:
Physically can only pronounce ‘Beatrice’ as 'BEE-AH-TOR-EEE-CHEEEEEEEHHHH!!!’

I don’t even know who this Regina character is, what she has done, or what show she’s even from, but my homepage is flooded with her and I’ve somehow come to love her.
who is she
i dont know
but shes my precious baby