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Land Of Marsh and Frogs

© everlark

paobangboom:

here comes the cavalry

paobangboom:

here comes the cavalry

#queuebi the ninetailed fox

dippyeggs inspired me with a delightful ‘sock grows up and takes over being the head demon in hell from mephistopheles’ here and i just had to draw it

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not shown but totally there: spats on shoes

i can totally imagine him making dying puns to the souls he brings in; ‘why do you look so glum? people are just dying to get down here!’ and looking on himself for a pen for people to sign contracts with and a bunch of knives fall from his skirt like ‘haha whoops~!’

…looks like im officially in the welcome to hella fandom now

edit: pfft ‘welcome to hella’ i didnt even notice that.

#welcome to hell #w2h #sock sowachowski #art #this is kind of a morning after repost

versatilebohemian:

not-getting-paid-the-full-amount:

when you can’t find any sheep on day 1 in a new minecraft world so you gotta hide in a hole overnight

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#queuebi the ninetailed fox

the fifth angel ramiel
#queuebi the ninetailed fox #nge

what if sock could summon his trusty knives to him whenever he wanted

but when he does

he does it like this

knives everywhere

#bedtime headcanoning #welcome to hell #w2h #sock sowachowski

choca-latte:

that moment when the teacher says the highest grade in the class was a C

choca-latte:

that moment when the teacher says the highest grade in the class was a C

#oh god #gcse chemistry all over again

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

#good #ferguson

dippyeggs:

okay so me and christy came up with a need that the fandom needs to provide

okAY SO LISTEN UP IMAGINE IF SOCK GREW OUT OF HIS KAWAII DEMON PHASE AND GREW INTO A CHARMING ADULT WITH SPATS ON HIS SHOES AND SIDEBURNS AND HE ACTUALLY TOOK MEPHISTOPHELE’ JOB AS HEAD DEMON IN HELL

BUT IMAGINE IF SOCK NEVER ACTUALLY KILLED JONATHAN BUT SOMEHOW SOCK STILL GOT THE JOB 

BUT MEANWHILE, WHILE JONATHAN IS STILL ALIVE, HE GROWS OUT OF HIS AWKWARD TEENAGER PHASE AND HE LOOKS CHARMING AS FUCK WITH FUCKING STUBBLE AND

VEST 

WE ALL KNOW WE NEED THIS

please draw

you mean like this?

not shown but totally there: the spats

i can totally imagine him making dying puns to the souls he brings in; ‘why do you look so glum? people are just dying to get down here!’ and looking on himself for a pen for people to sign contracts with and a bunch of knives fall from his skirt like ‘haha whoops~!’

…looks like im officially in the welcome to hella fandom now

#welcome to hell #w2h #sock sowachowski #art #dippyeggs

talesofnorth:

I want you to know that I’m here for you, if you ever want to talk, or… anything.

#queuebi the ninetailed fox

orangelemonart:

adthehero:

watching a movie you loved back in the day that you realize now is complete trash

the pain

the betrayal

#queuebi the ninetailed fox

"

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eight years old, she’s got pink cheeks that her grandmother calls chubby. She wants a second cookie but her aunt says “you’ll get huge if you keep eating.” She wants a dress and the woman in the changing room says “she’ll probably need a large in that.” She wants to have dessert and her waiter says “After all that dinner you just had? You must be really hungry!” and her parents laugh.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eleven and she is picked second-to-last in gym class. She watches a cartoon and sees that everyone who is annoying is drawn with a big wide body, all sweaty and panting. At night she dreams she is swelling like the ocean over seabeds. When she wakes up, she skips school.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is thirteen and her friends are stick-thin ballerinas with valleys between their hipbones. She is instead developing the wide curves of her mother. She says she is thick but her friends argue that she’s “muscular” and for some reason this hurts worse than just admitting that she jiggles when she walks and she’ll never be a dancer. Eating seconds of anything feels like she’s breaking some unspoken rule. The word “indulgent” starts to go along with “food.”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fourteen and she has stopped drinking soda and juice because they bloat you. She always takes the stairs. She fidgets when she has to sit still. Whenever she goes out for ice cream, she leaves half at the bottom - but someone else always leaves more and she feels like she’s falling. She pretends to like salad more than she does. She feels eyes burrowing through her body while she eats lunch. Kate Moss tells her nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but she just feels like she is wilting.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fifteen the first time her father says “you’re getting gaunt.” She rolls her eyes. She eats one meal a day but thinks she stays the same size. Every time she picks up a brownie she thinks of the people she sees on t.v. and every time she has cake, she thinks of the one million magazine articles on restricting calories. She used to have no idea a flat stomach was supposed to be beautiful until she saw advice on how to achieve it. She cuts back on everything. She controls. They tell her she’s getting too thin but she doesn’t believe it.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is sixteen and tearing herself into shreds in order for a thigh gap big enough to hush the screams in her head. She doesn’t “indulge,” ever. She can’t go out with friends, they expect her to eat. She damns her sweet tooth directly to hell. It’s coffee for breakfast and tea for lunch and if there’s dance that evening, two cups of water and then maybe an apple. She lies all the time until she thinks the words will rot her teeth. She dreams about food when she sleeps. Her aunt begs her to eat anything, even just a small cookie. They say, “One bite won’t make you fat, will it, darling?”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is seventeen and too sick to go to prom because she can’t stand up for very long. She thinks she wouldn’t look good in a dress anyway. Her nails are blue and not because they are painted. Her hair is too thin to do anything with. She’s tired all the time and always distracted. She once absently mentions the caloric value of grapes to the boy she is with and he looks at her like she’s gone insane and in that moment she realizes most people don’t have numbers constantly scrolling in their heads. She swallows hard and tries to figure out where it all went wrong, why more than a granola bar for a meal makes her feel sick, why she tastes disease and courts with death. She misses sleep. She misses being able to dream. She misses being herself instead of just being empty.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is twenty and writes poetry and is a healthy weight and still fights down the voices every single day. She puts food in her mouth and sometimes cries about it but more and more often feels good, feels balanced. Her cheeks are pink and they are chubby and soft and no longer growing slight fur. Her hair is long and it is beautiful. She still picks herself apart in the mirror, but she’s starting to get better about it. She wears the dress she likes even if it only fits her in a large and she doesn’t feel like a failure for it. She is falling in love with the fat on her hips.

She is eating out with friends and not worrying about finding the lowest calorie item on the menu when she hears a mother tell her four year old daughter “You can’t have ice cream, we just had dinner.
You don’t want to end up as a fat little girl.”

"

 
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Why do we constantly do this to our children? /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

This is heartbreaking

(via emsfitjourney)

#eating disorders #anorexia

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.


clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

#queuebi the ninetailed fox


#ferguson